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| Subject: | Re: Quotes you may or may not have seen |
Quotes you may or may not have seen
You will feel smarter after having read this
(you may also feel more afraid!:) Read, enjoy & try to figure them out.
I only wish I could be there to watch your head start to smoke as
you strain your, umm, brain.
Question: If you could live forever, would you
and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but
we cannot live forever which is why I would not
live forever," ----- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"
------Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
very important part of your
life,"
-----Brooke Shields, during an interview to
become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other
part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky
basketball forward.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of
the lowest crime rates in the
country"
-----Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
We're going to turn this team around 360
degrees," ----Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the president!"
---Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I'm
just the one to do it,"
---congressional candidate in Texas.
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great
country away from them. There
were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for
themselves." ---John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
It isn't pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
---Al Gore, Vice President
If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread
and butter will be cut right
out from under your feet,"
--former British foreign minister, Ernest Bevin.
I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix." ---Dan Quayle
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds
could go one way or another."
---George Bush , US President
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?" ---Lee Iacocca
I was provided with additional input that was
radically different from the
truth. I assisted in furthering that version,"
---Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
---Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and
sports analyst
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
exclude certain types of people."
---Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of
failure." ---Bill Clinton, President
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or
may not occur." ---Al Gore, VP
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
----Dan Quayle
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and
the only regret I have is
that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so
I could converse with those people." (Not that they would want to!!)
---Dan Quayle, VP
"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state.
It is a state that is by
itself. It is different from the other 49
states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particular
unique situation." ---Dan Quayle, VP
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you.
You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
----Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
We apologize for the error in last week's paper
in which we stated that Mr.
Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police
force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the
police farce." ---Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British
newspaper
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this
jack in at night as they go
to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead,
there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman