|Date:||Thu, Jul 12, 2001, 7:05pm (PDT+3)|
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
|One who thinks before he speaks,|
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,knows just what to say when I ask. "How big's my behind"?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shithead you sent me instead!