1.7/12  Woman's Prayer


From:    ka2cxj@webtv.net
Date:    Thu, Jul 12, 2001, 7:05pm (PDT+3)
Subject:    Woman's Prayer


    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,  

  One who's willy is thick and long.

  One who thinks before he speaks,

    When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.    

  I pray that he is gainfully employed,     And when I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed.    

One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,    

Massages my back & begs to do more.

  Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,knows just what to say when I ask. "How big's my behind"?    

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,    

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!    

I pray that this man will love me to no end,    

And never attempts to shag my best friend.    

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shithead you sent me instead!