|Date:||Sun, Jul 15, 2001, 6:51pm (PDT+3)|
|Subject:||How To Recycle Junk Mail|
When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd Mortgages and junk like that, you know most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right?
Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put them in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their
application back! Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send.
INSERTION~Comment: Why be anonymous? Send the application WITH your name, and write "REMOVE ME FROM YOUR MAILING LIST" on it, if this option isn't on it. ~~Norm
|Heck, you can send it back empty if you want - just to keep 'em guessing!|
|Let's turn this into a chain letter!|
|Eventually, the banks and credit card|
THEY'RE paying for it!
Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....