1.5/27  sh*t happens


From: witchyway@webtv.net (Witchy Way)
Date: Sun, May 27, 2001, 11:55pm (PDT+2)
Subject: sh*t happens

Taoism - Shit happens.

Confucianism - Confucius says, shit happens.

Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism - This shit happened before.

Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism- Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it.

Southern Baptist- I may be responsible for this shit but Jesus is going to take the rap for it.

Native American - The white man started this shit, but we're gonna finish it.

Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?

Gnosticism - This shit didn't happen this way

Agnosticism - What is this shit?

Atheism - I don't believe this shit.


More Views:

Wicca - This shit is happening as a result of continued persecution from The Burning Times

VooDoo - This shit may happen, but I can make it happen better

Santeria - This shit happened because i didn't kill enough chickens

Norse - This shit is happening, aren't you enough of a worthy warrior to take it?

Greek - Shit may be happening, but at least Zeus doesn't take up the lightning bolts

Celtic - This shit is happening because the Norse didn't want to live on their land

Tantric - This shit is happening, let's go get laid =========================================